tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9932778.post112137986796465699..comments2023-10-15T08:12:26.160-05:00Comments on Upheaval: Maturity is in the eye of the beholderUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9932778.post-1121703311004965342005-07-18T11:15:00.000-05:002005-07-18T11:15:00.000-05:00My husband came in to prenatal classes smelling li...My husband came in to prenatal classes smelling like chili and onions - we had to practice the slow-dance labor thing that night - I wanted to vomit. Then he laughed out loud at the breast-feeding class when the teacher said she had access to a place that sold EEE, H, and even I-sized nursing bras. He wanted to know if it was for the front of someone's car...the teacher was not amused...Dianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13179455593991633613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9932778.post-1121526406798753372005-07-16T10:06:00.000-05:002005-07-16T10:06:00.000-05:00I remember the men asked way more questions than t...I remember the men asked way more questions than the women in the classes we went to. <BR/><BR/>They tend to overthink the whole thing.<BR/><BR/>Imagine THAT.Jennboreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01920449345093917410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9932778.post-1121466942381120032005-07-15T17:35:00.000-05:002005-07-15T17:35:00.000-05:00funny childbirth classes sound great! i would enjo...funny childbirth classes sound great! i would enjoy them. i am not sure that scary-giant-bible-man or mullet/chilibowl guy would really like them. they are both pretty serious, and seem like professional labor coaches. <BR/><BR/>not that i am judging - they are just REALLY into the details, nodding along with the videos and such.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12205737789539320727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9932778.post-1121465077986966432005-07-15T17:04:00.000-05:002005-07-15T17:04:00.000-05:00Great idea, Amstaff! It would've helped us both t...Great idea, Amstaff! It would've helped us both to have a little humor to lighten the sheer terror we felt.Jennboreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01920449345093917410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9932778.post-1121457815299523612005-07-15T15:03:00.000-05:002005-07-15T15:03:00.000-05:00They have those comedy defensive driving courses(n...They have those comedy defensive driving courses(not that I've needed one) so why not comedy parenting classes? Why not have a little fun while you're learning?Amstaff Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00517496064472231507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9932778.post-1121446293859173192005-07-15T11:51:00.000-05:002005-07-15T11:51:00.000-05:00what a generous offer, amanda: loaning out daniel....what a generous offer, amanda: loaning out daniel.<BR/><BR/>i, too, suffer from an adolescent sense of humor. i totally think that i would be giggling all the way through it.chirkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13858518959053006475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9932778.post-1121444549333640732005-07-15T11:22:00.000-05:002005-07-15T11:22:00.000-05:00Nothing about childbirth is delicate. But then, n...Nothing about childbirth is delicate. <BR/><BR/>But then, not much of what Daniel has seen as a cop has been too delicate either, eh? It should totally be no biggie.<BR/><BR/>Hahahahahahaha....Jennboreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01920449345093917410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9932778.post-1121438461985068292005-07-15T09:41:00.000-05:002005-07-15T09:41:00.000-05:00we already had the enema discussion. whether or no...we already had the enema discussion. whether or not to do one before going into labor, to save yourself from pooing on your doctor. <BR/><BR/>delicate, eh?Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12205737789539320727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9932778.post-1121435823812833662005-07-15T08:57:00.000-05:002005-07-15T08:57:00.000-05:00Hope no guy in the class is named Frank. Don't th...Hope no guy in the class is named Frank. Don't think he'd want to be part of the discussion on enemas.Jennboreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01920449345093917410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9932778.post-1121391103649775462005-07-14T20:31:00.000-05:002005-07-14T20:31:00.000-05:00I bet he was one of those junior high boys who cra...I bet he was one of those junior high boys who cracked up when his teacher said "Homo sapien."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17918955190046467930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9932778.post-1121383795417008992005-07-14T18:29:00.000-05:002005-07-14T18:29:00.000-05:00HAHA! I can totally picture Daniel witnessing suc...HAHA! I can totally picture Daniel witnessing such a video. I had to hush Heath many times during the parenting classes we went to. Everything was hilarious to him...or disgusting. The two packs of M&Ms he inhaled prior to class each week from the vending machine didn't help much.<BR/><BR/>Just wait till breastfeeding day.<BR/><BR/>Have ya'll discussed the loco lochea?<BR/><BR/>Good times.Jennboreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01920449345093917410noreply@blogger.com