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If someone you love begins screaming like a woman, and you don't know why, check his diaper. You may find something bigger than words to explain his distress.
(Note: This does not apply to someone you love who does not wear diapers. I have no advice to offer about that.)
(Note #2: This also does not apply to someone you love who is a woman, and who is screaming like one. That is a normal phenomenon and you should not attempt to check her diaper.)
(Note: This does not apply to someone you love who does not wear diapers. I have no advice to offer about that.)
(Note #2: This also does not apply to someone you love who is a woman, and who is screaming like one. That is a normal phenomenon and you should not attempt to check her diaper.)
posted by Amanda
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9:46 PM
8 Comments:
For some reason, reading about it made me want to vomit more than hearing about it on the phone.
that is because you have selective nausea! next time i will warn you if a post is sickening...
Totally agree on Note #2. HAHA
Did ya find a chocolate bar?
mmmm...not quite.
chocolate is brown.
enough said.
Isn't it funny how when you're a mom, you find it totally appropriate to call another mom and tell her about the diaper attack you just survived?
Well, if it's a woman wearing a pad, that could also explain the screaming....but I wouldn't check it, you could lose a limb that way.
I love jenboree's comment. Baby Poop! The variety of shapes, rather than sizes, is what truely amazes me. And of course...the smell. This entire blog is truly inspirational for my future baby endeavours.
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