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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Continuing Education Opportunity!

SPRING CLASSES FOR MEN. REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, February 9, 2007.

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENT, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Classes begin Tuesday, March 25, 2007:

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll: Does It Change Itself? ---Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes: Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? --- Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 6
Loss Of Identity: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other --- Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things: Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming --- Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health --- Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? --- Driving Simulations.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife --- Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion --- Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours, beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late --- Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights - Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven: What It Is and How It Is Used --- Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

3 Comments:

Blogger Amanda Sue said...

daniel is registered for Classes 2 and 4 to start with. i didn't want to overwhelm him right off the bat.

6:40 AM  
Blogger Kelly said...

I am going to register Steve for classes ; 2,4,8,10 & 11.

He's got A LOT of studying to do!

But you know, he could make -up for a lot of it if he just complied with the rules of class#8!

7:13 AM  
Blogger YankeeAmanda said...

Classes don't work for Paul - he has to learn in the field.

8:21 AM  

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