Men are from, um..., who knows?
A conversation I overheard:
Woman: If we got a divorce, where would you go to look for a new mate?
Man: I dunno. A stripclub? I think I'd like to hook up with a stripper.
Woman: *DEATHLY SILENCE*
Man: What?
Woman: Nothing.
Man: Where would you go?
Woman: To church, or maybe just wherever you are. Cause you are my one and only!
Man: D'oh.
Woman: I'll give you another try, cause I can tell you desperately need one. If we got divorced, where would you go to meet a new mate?
Man: Um.... myspace.com?
What a keeper! Round of applause for the husband in that couple, cause he definitely married up. As they usually do...
Woman: If we got a divorce, where would you go to look for a new mate?
Man: I dunno. A stripclub? I think I'd like to hook up with a stripper.
Woman: *DEATHLY SILENCE*
Man: What?
Woman: Nothing.
Man: Where would you go?
Woman: To church, or maybe just wherever you are. Cause you are my one and only!
Man: D'oh.
Woman: I'll give you another try, cause I can tell you desperately need one. If we got divorced, where would you go to meet a new mate?
Man: Um.... myspace.com?
What a keeper! Round of applause for the husband in that couple, cause he definitely married up. As they usually do...
posted by Amanda
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7:06 PM
5 Comments:
smart one, really...
LOL!!
Good grief! Is it healthy to discuss divorce, while you're still married???
Did I miss that in pre-marital counselling?
Was this during Bible study? If so, that would be alarming.
Is this for real??! One time I saw a couple fighting in a coffee shop over one of those $30 do it yourself divorce packages. So SADDDDDDD
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