Memorandum
A note to whoever diapered Dillon last:
Leaving one side of the diaper unattached is about as effective as putting a Taco Bell napkin in Dillon's pajamas and putting him to bed. By morning time, he will be virtually swimming in wet clothes and crib sheets, with the disabled diaper wrapped snuggly around one ankle.
Love,
The person who diapered Dillon this morning
Leaving one side of the diaper unattached is about as effective as putting a Taco Bell napkin in Dillon's pajamas and putting him to bed. By morning time, he will be virtually swimming in wet clothes and crib sheets, with the disabled diaper wrapped snuggly around one ankle.
Love,
The person who diapered Dillon this morning
posted by Amanda
at
6:50 AM
4 Comments:
Daniel has informed me that I fit the descriptions for both the sender and receiver of this memo. I will fight that to the highest court!
Yeah, a Taco Bueno napkin is just as ineffective.
Also recommended is changing the diaper first thing in the morning and not waiting till the diaper is sagging between the child's knees and leaking out the sides.
Heehee! At least the note was sent in love!
Shall I send you some plastic pants, just in case this happens again?
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