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City Employee Christmas Party:
Door prizes! Yeah! Maybe we'll win, maybe we'll win, maybe we'll win. Ah. We didn't. Lame dinner. Jokes about the Sanitation Department. Let's go - and let's not come to this next year! (But we will.)
Christmas Tree:
Are you kidding me? Nothing is under my tree. Not even dust, cause the tree hasn't been up long enough. Gotta get to the store. I place my bet on Walmart, December 24th. Dang.
My foot:
Bruised and broken. My toes don't fit in any shoes without pain. What can I wear? Is it cool to wear flip-flops in December to work? How long does a broken toe take to heal? Blasted baby toys!
Dillon:
Lumbering around, so proud of himself. Hiding the ball under his leg and saying "Wadigo?" which means "Where'd it go?" He is all I want for Christmas.
Laundry:
Tons. Daniel went out of town for a week and his dirty clothes have been procreating exponentially in the hamper since he got back. Must do that soon. Uh, laundry, not procreate exponentially.
Television:
Dreary re-runs. I am stocking up on ice cream for January sweeps!
Bedtime:
Right now!
Door prizes! Yeah! Maybe we'll win, maybe we'll win, maybe we'll win. Ah. We didn't. Lame dinner. Jokes about the Sanitation Department. Let's go - and let's not come to this next year! (But we will.)
Christmas Tree:
Are you kidding me? Nothing is under my tree. Not even dust, cause the tree hasn't been up long enough. Gotta get to the store. I place my bet on Walmart, December 24th. Dang.
My foot:
Bruised and broken. My toes don't fit in any shoes without pain. What can I wear? Is it cool to wear flip-flops in December to work? How long does a broken toe take to heal? Blasted baby toys!
Dillon:
Lumbering around, so proud of himself. Hiding the ball under his leg and saying "Wadigo?" which means "Where'd it go?" He is all I want for Christmas.
Laundry:
Tons. Daniel went out of town for a week and his dirty clothes have been procreating exponentially in the hamper since he got back. Must do that soon. Uh, laundry, not procreate exponentially.
Television:
Dreary re-runs. I am stocking up on ice cream for January sweeps!
Bedtime:
Right now!
posted by Amanda
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9:32 PM
2 Comments:
I can't wait to see Dillon and Bella have their first conversation! I have a feeling there will be lots of looks of confusion.
Still didn't win anything at the party? Dang.
When I broke my toe, I wore socks with sandals. I was stylin. Profilin.
Our laundry seems to have procreated and now we have baby laundry. Or maybe that was because of other procreation.
"Laundry: Tons. Daniel went out of town for a week and his dirty clothes have been procreating exponentially in the hamper since he got back. Must do that soon. Uh, laundry, not procreate exponentially."
That totally cracked me up.
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