Playing pretend
Wanna know something gross? Thought so...
Pretend that you can't leave toilet paper on the roller-thingy cause your son pulls it all off. Pretend that your wife keeps it in a decorative (no, not crocheted) container on the back of the toilet tank. So when you need it, you must reach behind yourself to get the roll. And pretend that one time, when you were finished with your business, you stood up to flush and ...
... DROPPED THE ENTIRE BRAND-SPANKIN'-NEW ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THE POTTY WATER!
Pretend that your wife walked by and saw the event cause the bathroom door was cracked. Pretend that she laughed so hard that she ran into the wall in the hallway, as she was sprinting for a Wal-Mart sack in which to put the soggy roll.
Finally, pretend that you begged your wife not to blog about that, but then pretend that you went out of town and left her for several days with nothing to do but go stir-crazy and think of this funny thing she should blog.
Now, wasn't that fun?
Pretend that you can't leave toilet paper on the roller-thingy cause your son pulls it all off. Pretend that your wife keeps it in a decorative (no, not crocheted) container on the back of the toilet tank. So when you need it, you must reach behind yourself to get the roll. And pretend that one time, when you were finished with your business, you stood up to flush and ...
... DROPPED THE ENTIRE BRAND-SPANKIN'-NEW ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THE POTTY WATER!
Pretend that your wife walked by and saw the event cause the bathroom door was cracked. Pretend that she laughed so hard that she ran into the wall in the hallway, as she was sprinting for a Wal-Mart sack in which to put the soggy roll.
Finally, pretend that you begged your wife not to blog about that, but then pretend that you went out of town and left her for several days with nothing to do but go stir-crazy and think of this funny thing she should blog.
Now, wasn't that fun?
posted by Amanda
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5:55 PM
6 Comments:
Ok...that was totally fun!! And I love the fact that the "wife" ran into the wall! Because that is soooo something I would do!
I love pretend!
Yes it was!! Hahahaha stories like these perk up my day-really haha :) Thanks for sharing.
It's FUN to pretend!!!! That was hilarious!
Ha! Very funny! Way more funny to have Daddy drop the roll of TP in the toilet at an important moment than a toddler dropping in the TP on purpose.
WAY more funny.
That is so funny, mostly because I've done it too!
That is hilarious!! I needed that laugh!
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