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Big D: Hey, baby - where is my toothbrush?
Me: (busy playing on the internet) What? I don't know. Why would I know? It is your toothbrush!
Big D: Well, I didn't move it, so it must have been you or Dillon.
Me: Well, it wasn't me. And it wasn't Dillon. I watch him all the time! I know when he gets into stuff. He has only ever messed with the toothbrush drawer one time!
Big D: Okaaaay. (Said in a smarmy voice that let me know he doesn't believe me.) I'll get a new one.
Seconds pass...
Big D: Hey, baby?
Me: What?
Big D: Are these your wedding rings over here on the floor with his puzzles?
I look at the computer desk right in front of me and discover that, yes, my rings are missing.
Me: Uh. I guess. Maybe.
Me: (busy playing on the internet) What? I don't know. Why would I know? It is your toothbrush!
Big D: Well, I didn't move it, so it must have been you or Dillon.
Me: Well, it wasn't me. And it wasn't Dillon. I watch him all the time! I know when he gets into stuff. He has only ever messed with the toothbrush drawer one time!
Big D: Okaaaay. (Said in a smarmy voice that let me know he doesn't believe me.) I'll get a new one.
Seconds pass...
Big D: Hey, baby?
Me: What?
Big D: Are these your wedding rings over here on the floor with his puzzles?
I look at the computer desk right in front of me and discover that, yes, my rings are missing.
Me: Uh. I guess. Maybe.
posted by Amanda
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7:08 AM
5 Comments:
Sneaky little buggers, aren't they? And it's always the things that we don't notice until we need them... :)
They always take things you'd least expect.
Didja ever find the toothbrush or was Dillon just stuck with the blame? pooooor baby boy...
um, yeah.
it was under the bed.
Heheh. My Goddaughter once swiped her mom's credit card from her purse at a store. She pocketed it and carried it home and hid it in her toybox for a couple of weeks. Mom had gotten her new card in the mail when Lexie came out of her room with a matching card saying "me cwedit cowd too mama."
Ah, yes. The things you find under the bed....
pssst! I've tagged you with a new meme. See my post from June 9.
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