R-O-L-A-I-D-S spells relief!

I feel like my tongue has been folded in half and stapled! Imagine my dismay, after almost a full day of no blogging, when I came running in the house with a brand new package of batteries. My hands were shaking so bad, I could barely align them! Is it positive on the right, or negative? Is the positive end the knobby end, or the flat end? How am I supposed to know? I would Google it, but my KEYBOARD DOESN'T WORK!!!

Daniel finally came to help me because I was about to cry. I couldn't make it work.

He is my hero. This is a tribute to him, the owner of this gadgety-keyboard-that-requires-batteries! Finally, I am free! The keyboard is communicating appropriately with the computer and my words are on the screen!