For Jes, Melissa, Michelle, Jenn, and Heidi (for calling me adorable)
**If your name is not in the title to this post, do not read it. This virtual gift package is in no way intended for you because you did not participate in the virtual baby shower. Stand outside the window of this party, and drool.
Alrighty, girls. The basket itself is not so much of a basket, but I hope it will do.
Alrighty, girls. The basket itself is not so much of a basket, but I hope it will do.
We want to make sure you look good steppin' on the gas, so make sure you stop in for one of these, before you go.
When you get here, you will probably just want to relax for a few days and let it all sink in.
But make sure you stay nourished.
If, for some odd reason, it is rainy out, open the windows and listen to the surf. But then, pop a movie or two in for entertainment.
Finally, give me a call to let me know how the weather is. I will be in my massage chair at my own island, with two diaper bags, being just adorable.
You guys are the best! :)
9 Comments:
Sweet! I will definitely enjoy my virtual pampering! ;) Thanks!
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I really tried to give you a virtual present. In fact, that evening, I typed in "SWAT Team baby bag" into MSN search to see what would come up. I was going to give you that. You don't want to know what kind of links came up with that. Are you a CSI watcher? There was an episode where a guy died and then they found out he was all into the "baby" thing and would dress up as a baby and get "fed". It was really sick. Well, apparently it wasn't fiction. After seeing that, I never did send a different virtual gift. I know it's an excuse, but hopefully it's a good one. (I'll give up the chocolate-covered strawberries at least)
Oh, I am so diggin' the bungalow! Is there a hammock tossed into the mix or do I have to drag my own down to the island? Sheesh.
the hammock is already at your bungalow. it also has a fully stocked bar and a cabana boy who can fix you frozen margaritas to die for.
am: you are forgiven. thanks for not giving me porn.
phew!
Now that's what I call a gift basket! :)
I knew we were friends for a good reason! :)
oh, you are welcome. i'm totally into this kind of a thank-you! now, if only you had unlimited funds and the ability to make it real...
duh. it is virtually real.
AS -- I missed it! It was my b-day this weekend and I missed your virtual shower. I'm virtually crying!
Sounds like it was great, though.
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