For all my "fans"...

I have gotten some subtle and not-so-subtle hints about my blog lately. It has been called things like "lame" and "boring."

Well, excuse me for being slightly busy this summer! I am working a couple of (very) part-time jobs. I am entertaining my son when he isn't at school. I am cleaning my house, room by room, and getting ready for The Garage Sale of the Century. I have been to the dentist myself, which is, in itself, blogworthy. I have been to the girly-doctor more times than I want to think about. And that leads to my final excuse:

I am, yet again, growing a baby in this belly o' mine. This time you won't get all the cute pictures of my growing midsection. You will just have to look back to see how it was about two and a half years ago. Yes, that is what I said. TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO!

Are we ready for this again? I sure hope so!

Oh, man!

These people take the fun out of everything!

My mood? Lazy

Who tagged me? March Day

Who am I tagging? Jemmers

Who else? you!

Here is how it goes. If you get tagged, answer the following questions with just one word. Here are my answers:

1. Where is your cell phone? countertop

2. Relationship? married

3. Your hair? brownish

4. Work? teacher

5. Your sister? Jenn

6. Your favorite thing? Dillon

7. Your dream last night? bread

8. Your favorite drink? margarita

9. Your dream car? large

10. The room you're in? computer

11. Your shoes? off

12. Your fears? losing

13. What do you want to be in 10 years? content

14. Who did you hang out with this weekend? girls

15. What are you not good at? moods

16. Muffin? blueberry

17. One of your wish list items? pool

18. Where you grew up? Texas

19. Last thing you did? email

20. What are you wearing? shorts

21. What aren't you wearing? earrings

22. Your pet? dog

23. Your computer? friend

24. Your life? beyond

25. Your mood? grateful

26. Missing? groceries

27. What are you thinking about right now? words

28. Your car? miniature

29. Your kitchen? messy

30. Your summer? nap-py

31. Your favorite color? black

32. Last time you laughed? today

33. Last time you cried? today

34. School? always

35. Love? milkshakes

Conversation

Big D: Hey, baby - where is my toothbrush?

Me: (busy playing on the internet) What? I don't know. Why would I know? It is your toothbrush!

Big D: Well, I didn't move it, so it must have been you or Dillon.

Me: Well, it wasn't me. And it wasn't Dillon. I watch him all the time! I know when he gets into stuff. He has only ever messed with the toothbrush drawer one time!

Big D: Okaaaay. (Said in a smarmy voice that let me know he doesn't believe me.) I'll get a new one.

Seconds pass...

Big D: Hey, baby?

Me: What?

Big D: Are these your wedding rings over here on the floor with his puzzles?

I look at the computer desk right in front of me and discover that, yes, my rings are missing.

Me: Uh. I guess. Maybe.